The Asshole Song
Words and Music by Jude.
Chords by Andy.
************* PLEASE NOTE *************
This file is the author's own work and represents their
interpretation of the song. You may only use this file
for private study, scholarship, or research.
For piano - simple umpa umpa (whatever that means):
Verse is:
F F/E F/D (then play the notes C D E F to walk back up)
Good luck - Andy
F F/E F/D (C D E F)
Your eyes are all wet now
F F/E F/D (C D E F)
You know that I'm lying
F F/E F/D F/C Bb Bb/F Bb Bb/F
I swear I was only protecting your heart
(repeat)
But there are some reasons
And also some pictures
Which if you saw they would rip you apart
C F/C Gm/C Am/C F F/E F/D (C D E F)
And I won't watch you cry
F F/E F/D (C D E F)
Goodbye, I'm an asshole
I'm almost a tall guy
And fairly good looking
So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong
I have often wondered
Which one was the taller
My old Alexander or Kubla Khan
And would they watch you cry
Goodbye, I'm an asshole
Bb Bdim (?)
I was a pig
Bb Bdim (?)
And never no good
Bb Bdim (?)
Now you can see through the streams
(don't know - end up at C on "wood")
in your eyes every nickel is wood
Your lines are all fading
Your model's all last year
I am still a young man and I need a new car
Your friends will all hate me
But I know I'm smarter
I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star
And she will never
So I won't ever
I won't watch you cry
Goodbye
I won't watch you cry
Goodbye, I'm an asshole